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    (Duckman is the one on the right )

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman
    Ooooh... that would be cheating midge.
    Ok without any cheating:

    The Sound of Music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    err, shouldn't that be 'quacking me up' ?
    Groan!!! :eek:

    Not a bad pun though.
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    Ok without any cheating:

    The Sound of Music.

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    ROFL
    I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."

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    FIBRE ENCOUNTER

    A story about a young man's obsession with the fluff in his belly button?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    BRIEF ENCOUNTER

    Sequel to the above?
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman
    Bob, you're cracking me up.

    You are joking right? Just like everyone else was joking about burning me at the stake etc etc? :eek:
    Joking? Oh yes, of course we are all just joking. Now, what is the address for your little prezzie eh?
    Bob Willson
    The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman
    You can't hide a hole! With modern technology such as that used by geophysists, archeologists etc., no matter how many centuries have passed since a hole was back-filled, the fact that a hole once existed in a particular location can be detected without having to resort to excavating the area.

    ps. You CAN hide a hole, all you need to do to hide a hole is to excavate all around it until the hole is no longer a whole.
    Bob Willson
    The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    BRUCE FIRE TENON

    I think it's a kung fu woodworking film about a tall building that catches fire?
    HA HA HA.



    I'd give you a greenie for that but it won't let me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Willson
    ps. You CAN hide a hole, all you need to do to hide a hole is to excavate all around it until the hole is no longer a whole.
    The whole, hole or just part of the hole? :confused:
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    Can't you hide a hole with a sheet of steel like the council do sometimes, you might have a good idea it's a hole but you don't know until you lift the sheet, therefore it's hidden.

    HH
    Always look on the bright side...

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    You can hide IN a hole. In fact, when I were a lad, we used to live in a hole in the road.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    You can hide IN a hole. In fact, when I were a lad, we used to live in a hole in the road.
    and had nought but gravel to eat??

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    You can hide IN a hole. In fact, when I were a lad, we used to live in a hole in the road.
    Not even a shoe box?
    Always look on the bright side...

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    Gravel? Luxury!!

    I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

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