A well known "Mexican" woodie and his wife were
visiting one of their kids overnight.

Our woodie found a bottle of viagra pills in his son's
medicine cabinet and asked about using one of the
pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one
Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked our woodie.

"$10 a pill," replied the son.

"I don't care," said our woodie, "I'd still like to try
one, and before I leave in the morning, I will put
the money under the pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110 under
the pillow. He called our woodie and said, "I told
you the pills were $10, not $110."

"I know," replied our woodie, "The $100 is from
your mother."