The Truth About Ageing

[Barry Hicks]

Q. What can I do for those crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?
A. Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q. Where can men over the age of 60 find younger,
sexy women who are interested in them?
A. Try a book shop.......under fiction.

Q. Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned
in the Bible. Where can it be found?
A. Matthew 14:92 "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the
way to Egypt."

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant.

Q. Why should 60+ year olds use valet parking?
A. Valets don't forget where they parked your car.

Q. Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems
with short term memory?
A. Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is a problem.

Q. As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A. Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q. What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A. Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you are done, you will
have a place to live.

[Batpig]

Wicked. The first three or four especially...

Thanks for the laugh,
Batpig.

[Ozkaban]

Love the last one