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  1. #1
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    Default Stop reading now if you don't like corny riddles..

    I could get kciked off the forum for this, but here goes...



    Q. What's long, orange and goes 150 mph?
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    A. An E-type carrot.


    And this one's just as bad...


    Q. What lies on ma bed and sings pop songs?
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    A. Madoona.

  2. #2
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    Koala-Man, you and I must have the same warped
    sense of humour as I LIKE them!

    I look forward to seeing more of the same - not
    exactly the same but along similar lines.

  3. #3
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    Default yeah....could be right...

    Yes...... Koala-man you could get kicked off....don't think I've seen worse, yet.....

    But are you sure you've got your model number right for that carrot ???? ....don't think it's an "E" type...

    I'm sure it had some components of two prior models.... "JET" one defently goes faster.....lol
    Sorry....but couldn't help that!!!!!
    Don't think you're playing it safe by walking in the middle of the road.....that's the surest way to get hit by traffic coming from both ways!
    I'm passionate about woodwork.......making Sawdust again & loving it!

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