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    Default Stork question.

    Why does a Stork stand on one leg?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Temperature control.
    Please send my winning cheque to me at the address stated in my pm.
    Better still, I'll call in and collect in person.
    Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.

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    'Cause if he lifts it up he'll fall over.

    Mick
    "If you need a machine today and don't buy it,

    tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."

    - Henry Ford 1938

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    Quote Originally Posted by journeyman Mick View Post
    'Cause if he lifts it up he'll fall over.

    Mick
    Correct. We must have went to the same university.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toyboy View Post
    Temperature control.
    Please send my winning cheque to me at the address stated in my pm.
    Better still, I'll call in and collect in person.
    Better luck next time. Cheques in the mail but I forgot to address the envelope.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Wot about the kid who goes to the zoo with dad?

    He sees a stork standing on one leg and asks dad
    what it is. Dad replied, "It's a stork."

    Little Allan says, "I know it's a stork Dad, but what's
    that thing on top of it?"

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