Rough Justice

[Incoming!]

The pictures say it all

[echnidna]

hell hath no fury .......

[tea lady]

Gee! The best I could ever think of was ring them up at 2 am. Not that I can afford a billboard.

[echnidna]

read the fine print,

He paid half the cost

[tea lady]

read the fine print,

He paid half the cost

That would only work if I married rich blokes.

[Calm]

That would only work if I married rich blokes.

I thought women only ever married rich blokes.
Its later, after mrriage, that they have nothing of their own

[echnidna]

That would only work if I married rich blokes.

hmmm, so just how many husbands d'ya have

[Incoming!]

hmmm, so just how many husbands d'ya have

A man must be a good financial provider
A man must be a good friend and soulmate
A man must be a good father
A man must be a tiger in bed
A man must be sensitive to a woman's needs

It is important that none of these men ever meet!

[tea lady]

hmmm, so just how many husbands d'ya have

Only one! But he's definitely not rich. And wasn't before either. And I'm not sure which other categories he would fulfill in Incoming's list!