Sale Of The Century

[Barry Hicks]

Alleged Q's & A's on British radio.

Quizmaster. What is another name for "Cherrypickers" and "Cheesemongers"?
A. Homosexuals.
Quizmaster. No, they're regiments in the British Army who will
be very upset with you.

Quizmaster. Where do you think Cambridge University is?
A. Geography isn't my strong point.
Quizmaster. There is a clue in the question.
A. Leicester.

Quizmaster. Oscar Wilde, Adolph Hitler and Jeffrey Archer
have all written books about their experiences in what -
Prison, or The Conservative Party?
A. The Conservastive Party.

Quizmaster. What is the nationality of the Pope?
A. I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

Quizmaster. What was Ghandi's first name?
A. Goosey?

Quizmaster. What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
A. I don't know. I wasn't watching it then.

Quizmaster. What was the nationality of Guy Fawkes?
A. Jewish
Quizmaster. That's close enough.

[Rodgera]

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