A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The
wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
to be
spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for
about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,decided to
go to the
party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with
him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could
and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went
up to him
and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high
and dry
and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
naturally,
since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a
little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
cars and
had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight,
she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into
bed,
wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous
behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked
what kind of
time he had. Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when
you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied,
"I'll tell
you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening."
You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!"
she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
"Actually, I gave
my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."