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23rd July 2004, 01:24 PM #931
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My favourite Poirot scene
There is a knock on the front door of Poirot’s apartment. Poirot opens the door to reveal a deliveryman, holding a birdcage. Inside the cage is a parrot.
Deliveryman (broad Cockney accent): ‘I got a parrot ‘ere for a Mr Poyrott.’
Poirot: ‘Zat ees pronouncéd Pwarroe!’
Deliveryman: ‘Awright, guvnor. (Clears throat). I got a pwarroe ‘ere for Mr Poyrott.’
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23rd July 2004, 01:52 PM #932
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I always thought it was amusing that Peter Ustinov played Poirot in the movies. He wasn't even Belgian!!
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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23rd July 2004, 04:37 PM #933
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Riddle time.
You see me here,
you see me there,
you see me (almost) anywhere,
I can never be hidden,
what am I?
I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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23rd July 2004, 04:41 PM #934
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Your nose? Your eyelids?
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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23rd July 2004, 04:45 PM #935
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No SilentC, not related to body parts.
I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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23rd July 2004, 05:02 PM #936
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God??
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The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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23rd July 2004, 05:04 PM #937
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Err.... can you really see God, Bob?
Originally Posted by Bob Willson
No, fraid not the answer.I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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23rd July 2004, 05:06 PM #938
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Bob can
The wind?"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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23rd July 2004, 05:06 PM #939
That's SIR!!......Not CUR
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Truth!
OK!!
Mr Truth if you want to be Sexist
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23rd July 2004, 05:13 PM #940
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Umm no, not all the time but I can hear Him talking to me and telling me who I have to kill for Him. Originally Posted by duckman
Err.... can you really see God, Bob?
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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23rd July 2004, 05:24 PM #941
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You're a bad man, SilentC Originally Posted by silentC
Bob can
Nope. Originally Posted by silentC
I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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23rd July 2004, 05:25 PM #942
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Wow, you guys are really thinking outside the square. Originally Posted by Ivan in Oz
Truth!
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'Fraid not, though.I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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23rd July 2004, 05:27 PM #943
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ROFLMAO. Originally Posted by Bob Willson
I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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23rd July 2004, 06:58 PM #944
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light?
Cogito cogito, cogito ergo sum
- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am
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23rd July 2004, 08:55 PM #945
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'fraid not, Tristan.
I wanted to become a brickie but my old man said "No son, learn a trade."
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