Lost Wallet

[Rodgera]

While shopping in a supermarket I heard the following over the PA system:

"A wallet containing a large sum of money was found, but it contains
no ID. Will those laying claim to it please form a double line at the
customer service counter?

[rrich]

While at a bank, a previous patron had left an envelope on the counter.

I picked the envelope up and exclaimed, "Look! Someone left an envelope that use to contain a large amount of cash." To which one of the tellers replied, "How could you tell?"

[Allan at Wallan]

While at a bank, a previous patron had left an envelope on the counter.

I picked the envelope up and exclaimed, "Look! Someone left an envelope that use to contain a large amount of cash." To which one of the tellers replied, "How could you tell?"

The customer would not know but the teller could tell.

Allan

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