This just in...

[craigb]

:eek:

[silentC]

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.....

[DaveInOz]

:eek: Old fella flambé - Al i need a cringe icon, the check isn't in the mail

[Wongo]

Oh boy, it is actually very sad. I feel sorry for him.

[Driver]

I know the hospital is in Denmark but the following Spanish story has a strong link

This bloke is in Spain on holiday. He calls in at a local bar following a day’s thirsty sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

He asks the waiter, "What is that dish you just served to the people at the next table?"

The waiter replies, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are the speciality of the house: Cojones di Toro Mas Caliente (or, in English: Sizzling Bull’s Testicles). A great delicacy!"

Now the tourist is an Aussie and, though momentarily daunted, cannot refuse a challenge: "What the hell!” he says. “I'm on holiday! I’ll have some!"

The waiter replies, "I am sorry senor. The testicles are from this morning’s bullfight at the corrida, the Plaza di Toros. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight per day. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, he returns and places his order. In the evening he arrives at the bar to be served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

He dives straight in and eats the sizzling repast. When he has finished, he licks his lips and calls to the waiter:
"That was delicious. My compliments to the chef - but I couldn’t help noticing that they were much, much smaller than the ones I saw served yesterday!"

The waiter shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Si senor. It’s a bull fight. Sometimes the bull, he wins."

[silentC]

Sorry Col, I started laughing half way through because I could see what was coming

Have you got a book of these?

[Driver]

No mate. I've just got a brain that records this stuff with unerring accuracy and loses all the important data.

[silentC]

It's just that I'm envious. I stand in the pub and when the jokes start to flow, I can never remember the bloody things. I try to recall the punch line and then reconstruct it but nearly always end up stuffing it up.

Can't remember the important data either

[Caliban]

Col
An oldie but goodie.
Darren
Nothing like that old warm fuzzy feeling, eh?
Adds a new dimension to the term "hot lover"
Scott
Don't feel sorry, feel glad it wasn't you.

[silentC]

Who's looking after those kids, Jim?

[Caliban]

Darren
It was lunch time, remember the concept?

[DavidG]

Try this for a time waster
http://www.jokes.com/
Bet you don't get any work done for a while.

[ozwinner]

:eek: Old fella flambé - Al i need a cringe icon, the check isn't in the mail

How 'bout this one.


Al