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    Default Eating habits

    John saw the doctor at the Munruben
    Medical Clinic.

    He had a half-eaten carrot in one ear,
    a cucumber in the other and two peas
    stuck up each nostril. He said he was
    not feeling well.

    The doctor told him that it was because
    he was not eating properly.

    Allan

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    just sprayed a mouthfull of beer over the monitor

    does that mean I'm not drinking properly

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    Is that the same John who called me out the other week?
    I turned up at his house and he was sitting in the kitchen with jelly stuck in his right ear and cake jammed in his left ear.

    When I asked him to describe his symptoms, not once but several times because he kept asking me to speak a little louder............cause he said he was trifle deaf.
    Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.

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    Both excellent.

    prozac

    ps; Was my thread removed (Pub Rescue - I did not think it offensive) or was I just not clever enough posting it?

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    G'day Prozac,
    it's in open slather, now.
    ps.....I'm never gonna lick my card again, when it won't read properly.
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    I think I'll chew this thread over.
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    I must admit I thought I was in a bit of a stew.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    that's a bit better'n a salad sandwich
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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