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    Default Pope's phone call

    The Pope contacted all of his Cardinals with the urgent message, "Get to Rome as quickly as you can!" Once there he assembled them and said, "I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news; God spoke to me on the phone and told me that the world was going to end this Friday, and we should prepare our congregations."
    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," queried a Cardinal, "If that is the good news, what could the bad news possibly be?
    "He was phoning from Salt Lake City!"
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    huh
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    hahahahahahahahaha..... good one..

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    Huh ? 1

    Ha Ha Ha. 1

    One all and I still have no idea unless Salt Lake City is in Vegas and God knows its all over and has decided to have a good time to the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    huh
    Me too but then i knw i'm thick.
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    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Salt Lake City is the Mormon capital of the universe - The Catholics have always maintained they will be the only ones saved, looking down, pointing and laughing, and then God rings from the opposition camp!!
    (no offense to those concerned)

    Peter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Dog View Post
    Salt Lake City is the Mormon capital of the universe - The Catholics have always maintained they will be the only ones saved, looking down, pointing and laughing, and then God rings from the opposition camp!!
    (no offense to those concerned)

    Peter.

    Huh?

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