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[Christopha]

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled
>>up
>>beside him and its window was wound down.
>>
>>"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.
>>
>>"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
>>
>>"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
>>
>>"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
>>
>>"What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver,
>>still
>>rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
>>
>>"No! I'm not getting in the flamin' car!" answered the boy.
>>
>>"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
>>lollies,"
>>the
>>driver offered.
>>
>>"No!" screamed the boy.
>>
>>"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long
>>sigh.
>>
>>The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Ford, you live with
>>it!"

[silentC]

Must've been a Cortina :confused:

[Wood Borer]

Nothing wrong with the old sporty corty mark 1, the later ones were a bit ordinary I believe.

- Wood Borer

[Richard Casey]

The actual word is VOLVO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Geoff Dean]

It is not often that I see the need to correct someone, but the correct punchline line for this joke is:

The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Holden, you live with
it!

Ha Ha