What did I do wrong

[forunna]

Dont try and get it right becuase you wont.
it's that simple.

but a quick thinker would have said
"I was just getting the dog out of the way so he didnt interupt me when I cuddle you"

[Toyboy]

I don't get it. It all sounds normal to me.

[Pheonix]

What?Pat the wife and kiss the dog ,normal?

[Wood Borer]

Two mistakes.

1. You were born a male

2. You are seeking a logical answer

Ashore's father summed it up beautifully.

But we wouldn't be without our wives (I only have one) for quids.

I enjoy puzzles even if I don't get them out which possibly explains why I am happily married.

[Koala-Man]

Is this a Venus Mars thing or what, what did I do wrong.

I checked the date on your post and, no, it wasn't April 1, so you're really not joking are you?

That Venus and Mars book got some bad press from the PC crowd, but it's got a lot of very useful practical advice for blokes.

I'd suggest you read it, all joking aside. You can probably buy it at the markets or a garage sale for $1.

In the meantime, you have the rare luxury of actually knowing why your wife's mad at you. Don't squander the opportunity to make things right so you can spend your money on tools rather than a divorce settlement.

Good luck,

Gaz.