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    The magic mirror in Wallan is known for its strange powers. if you stand in front of the mirror and tell a lie, the mirror will swallow you up.
    Alan stood in front of the mirror and said, I think I am the cleverest man in town...POOOF! the mirror swallowed him up.
    Ray went to the mirror and said " I think I am the best woodworker in Australia"...POOOF! the mirror swallowed Ray up.
    Now it was Barry's turn and he went up to the mirror and said, "I think...POOF!
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    i didnt know barry was a politician
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    he's not, he's a mirror image
    Cheers Fred



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    knew I should have said I was the best lounge lizard

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    Bob Brown stood in front of the mirror, and it went.................
    Traba non folis arborem aestima

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    Barry is gunna getcha for that ... I think.

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Barry is gunna getcha for that ... I think.

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
    I bet he will too.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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