And So It Begins...

[fenderbelly]

they still plan to move a few hundred Kangaroos from Canberra,maybe we could substitute them for the feral cats or use the cats as an entree and so

[Black Ned]

now Tea Lady and Dingo are off up to FNQ to meet up with Cliff to make him an offer he can't refuse for all the "rats rings" that he has saved and won't give to anybody. They think that this delicacy will add to the menu and let them

[Incoming!]

set up a new export business comprised of rat's rings immersed in a liquid culture that keeps the rings viable and throbbing until received by the Iron Chefs. Who incidentally have just been given a challenge by the Chairman to produce never before tasted dishes in the Rat's Ring Battle. Chen is planning on roasting the rings in a delicate blend of ...

[tea lady]

wombat whiskers and genuine Aussie Bulldust. They are hoping that the fact that the rat's rings are 100% fat free will be an added attraction. All they need now is....

[fenderbelly]

Peter Russel Clark to bring it all together with a good old Aussie salad and a glass of

[Black Ned]

.... but wait! Cliff won't part with his "rats rings". He has defiantly keep them close for many years, refusing to part with them at any cost. What will Tea Lady do now? Can Dingo hypnotise Cliff with his colourfull language? Or will they have to

[Incoming!]

put a muzzle on Dingo, and get him to wave his ...

[fenderbelly]

magic wand and conjure up a meal made with the secret ingredients,
"voila" he said and you wouldn't believe it, there on the table saw bench was what we had all been searching for,can you guess what it was, "no you're wrong " it was a dish of Vanilla Vapoured Mutton Chops.Incoming was so pleased she invited Dingo to dinner but alas he rode off to the West in his new Prado (new to him ) and

[tea lady]

Took his spoon with him.

"Bugger", said all the bare assed bikers in unison. They were getting pretty hungry by now. And one by one they all turned round to stare hungrily at...........

[fenderbelly]

the topless barmaids who

[Groggy]

..had been cut in half when the pane of glass crashed through the window from the glazier's van outside that had swerved to avoid . . .

[Black Ned]

Tea Lady who was looking rather tired and "strained", wandering the streets all night giving "cat calls" attempting

[Incoming!]

induce a "cat"atonic state in the inhabitants of the bar. Interestingly enough, the bare bummed bikers fell asleep immediately, but the cat calls had the unfortunate effect of waking up the lesser known patrons, the ....

[tea lady]

Bra Burned Bitches.(From now on they shall be known as the BBBs as Bra Burned Bitches takes too long to type.) Not renown for their High IQ, they neglected to remove the bra before burning it. Now they are rarely in a good mood, and especially hate cat calls, because they know that it is never meant for them. Snapping and snarling, they swarm from the bar in search of the person from which the offending sound was emanating. TL sees the angry mob just in time and....

[fenderbelly]

and hides behind Krud, the BBBs then hatch a plan to outflank Krud and get their hot little hands on TL.The wily TL had one last chance to evade the BBBs, in her handbag which doubles as a suit case she has a few spare boob tubes which she offers to the BBBs, they however