Wheelin shows Allan around.

[munruben]

Allan asked wheelinround to show him the biggest building in his town. "There it is over there, "isn't it a fine building?"

"Is that your biggest building?" asked Allan?.

"Why back in "Wallan we have buildings over a hundred times the size of that!"

"I'm not surprised," said wheelinround "that's the local lunatic asylum."

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan asked wheelinround to show him the biggest building in his town. "There it is over there, "isn't it a fine building?"

"Is that your biggest building?" asked Allan?.

"Why back in "Wallan we have buildings over a hundred times the size of that!"

"I'm not surprised," said wheelinround "that's the local lunatic asylum."

Ohhh John, you know how to hurt a bloke with
a joke like that.

Actually we do have a fine building in Wallan - its called
a Police Station. They fine us for this and fine us for that.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

Well the asylum used to be the largest building in Liverpool its now the TAFE/arts school building

Now the asylum is part of the hospital and has more nuts running it than in it.