And So It Begins...

[tea lady]

allude the best ASIO agents we have. "I know there is more than one way to skin a kitten, and I will use my mothers recipe instead. We will take over the universe without your help." Hearing that, our fearless intrepid misses leapt onto the tallest bare assed biker she could find, and ignoring his protestations, set off to Queensland to foil the P.M.'s dastardly plan by stealing his mother's recipe book. "You shall never......

[ernknot]

have pussy...

[Incoming!]

galore's reputation for svelte, lithe and downright sexy movement. Having said that, the missus pulled out her ...

[artme]

chain mail gloves and gauntlets..........

[Black Ned]

adjusted her beaver protector, and jumped in the passenger seat of Dingo's almost new (well new to him) Prado and off

[fenderbelly]

to the big wild west in search of some R & R and to try and find the only available copy of the secret recipe so he could cut it up and hang it on the back of the dunny door cos he thought that

[Incoming!]

the photo of the finished dish would make a great calendar pic. Unfortunately, he grabbed the wrong picture and ended up with a photo of one of the bare bummed bikers with a har.....

[ernknot]

poon stuck in his butt. He had no idea how this happened although he admitted to being on the beach and seeing what he thought was a beached whale. It was in fact his.......

[fenderbelly]

uncle Kim ( Beasley ) who was having a roll in the surf because a roll in the hay was out of the question,as he tried to twist the harpoon from his uncles behind a small Japanese cafe owner made him a deal of

[Black Ned]

a lifetime. "buggerbumbastard" mumbled the Dingo, (being a man of few words and limited vocabulary) "He wants me to

[artme]

form an alliance with cousin Ernie so that with his bush skills and my enthusiasm we can.......

[fenderbelly]

write our own secret recipe and sell it on ebay several times over
and save on the postage by having the leather clad bikers do the packing and delivery to the

[tea lady]

required addresses. More fool them. First though, I think I'll...

[Black Ned]

need to organise a hunt for feral cats so that we can offer "Genuine Aussie" tucker to the

[artme]

Japanese parlimentary delegation that is to meet Krud on his vist to Tokyo later in the year.
In the meantime........