Barry and Ray went out fishing in a hired boat
and it was a very successful day. They were amazed at
the number of fish they had caught.

Ray said, "How will we know the exact spot
to return to?"

Barry said, " I will paint an X on the bottom of
the boat so that we know where to come to".

Ray replied, "Gee you're stupid. What makes
you think we will have the same boat again".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.