Allan was feeling a little frisky after the attention
he received from the nurses in hospital and fired
up his souped-up 2CV Citroen and did a few laps
of down town Wallan.

He was eventually caught by the police after a
chase of nearly 100 metres.

The cop asked, "Do you have any I.D?"
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Allan replied, "Bout what?"