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19th July 2004, 02:00 PM #1
Corporate Terms and Their Meanings
Corporate Terms & Their Meanings
Delegate ...................................................Pass the Buck
Pending ....................................................What do we do with this
Delayed .....................................................Forgotten
Urgency ....................................................Panic
Extreme Urgency ....................................Blind Panic
Frank Discussion ...................................Flaming Row
Analytical Projection .............................Guess
Forecast ....................................................Guess
Scheduled .................................................Hoped For
Deficiency Analysis ................................Pointing the finger
Ambitious .................................................Ruthless
Strategy ....................................................Low Cunning
Shrewd ......................................................Devious
Profit .........................................................Profit
Profit Before Tax ....................................Loss
Deficit ......................................................StaggeringLoss
Industrial By Product ............................Our Waste
Environmental Pollution .......................Other Peoples Waste
Pilfering ...................................................Theft by Employee
Fringe Benefit .........................................Theft by Executive
Terminal Payment ..................................Golden Handshake
Supplementary Information ...................PaddingLast edited by Barry_White; 19th July 2004 at 05:10 PM.
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19th July 2004, 04:17 PM #2Senior Member
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you forgot
7 day terms...... we will pay you when we feel like it usually 60 to 90 days
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19th July 2004, 04:42 PM #3SENIOR MEMBER
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I've often wondered what "managed" means, as in "it's ok, you've raised this issue before and it's being managed". :confused:
Dan
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19th July 2004, 07:22 PM #4Retired
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I've often wondered what "managed" means, as in "it's ok, you've raised this issue before and it's being managed".
It's here somewhere.
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19th July 2004, 10:48 PM #5
Thats in the pipeline.
Yeah mate sounds like you need some draino.
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20th July 2004, 01:42 AM #6
Me Fix
Has anyone taken a problem to management only to have them say, "Leave it with me, I can fix that."
But they never bl@@dy do!
Bob
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21st July 2004, 09:20 PM #7SENIOR MEMBER
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Originally Posted by bob wDan
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21st July 2004, 11:10 PM #8
Various corporate self help books are good for a laugh.
check out most time management books, its all about either not doing things or getting other people to do things that arent their job.
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22nd July 2004, 06:24 PM #9
When a problem is being managed just means its sitting in the too hard basket
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22nd July 2004, 07:08 PM #10Originally Posted by echnidna
cynical ...me?no-one said on their death bed I wish I spent more time in the office!
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