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22nd March 2008, 09:03 PM #1
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Moles
MOLES:
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole
all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole
to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
is....
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Get ready.....
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Are you sure you're ready?
You may never forgive me for this one...
MOLASSESCheers Fred
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22nd March 2008, 09:23 PM #2
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I like it.
Chris
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23rd March 2008, 08:33 AM #3
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10/10
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23rd March 2008, 09:18 AM #4
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Mole hole
My sides hurt!!
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24th March 2008, 09:23 AM #5
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Good one.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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24th March 2008, 09:57 AM #6
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Just snorted coffee all over the keyboard!
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24th March 2008, 08:11 PM #7
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Absolute bottler!!!!
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24th March 2008, 08:51 PM #8
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Te he he he he he. What the hell is a funny joke doing here? Good one fender.
anne-maria.
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24th March 2008, 09:14 PM #9
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Bum jokes are always a hit.
wine and wood
ahhhh yes life is good
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27th March 2008, 05:03 PM #10
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Good to see a new joke on the site.
Well done "Fender"
Allan
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