And So It Begins...

[Incoming!]

...teflon coated tools. The rationale being of course, that all woodies would ...

[tea lady]

love tools that they can never drop. One draw back of this sceme was that there wives may not ever want to touch them again. Peter Costello was a bit worried by this aspect. How was the birth weight going to be raised with sceme like this going on. To foil their evil plan he was buying up all the bobby pins from every chemist he went past and throwing them into the.......

[Incoming!]

...Sydney Harbour Bridge Tunnel, causing motorists to spike their tyres as they sped through. This caused massive traffic gridlock, long delays and resulted in an increase in the birth rate as frustrated motorists turned their attention to ...

[ernknot]

the rip in the fabric of the universe.......

[Black Ned]

brand baby pushers wheeling two abreast past

[tea lady]

the paper Eifal Tower. "Hmm! That wasn't there before!" they would think to themselves, but not trusting their eyes because of the sleep depravation they keep walking on their way to...........

[Black Ned]

the back of the pub cause they heard of a fella who trips on apricots and wheelin has piles

[tea lady]

of pancakes for the picnic. 'cept its raining. They might have to have their picnic on the veranda. Oh well at least they have.....

[Black Ned]

one stubby left. Looks like someone will have to wrestle

[fenderbelly]

with the leather clad biker who is chatting to the topless barmaid who has the cellar door key but doesn't want to

[Incoming!]

encounter the ghost of Bluebeard, rumoured to inhabit the cellar. So turning to the indoor pool filled with jelly, our intrepid hero (forgot his name) offered to wrestle ...

[tea lady]

the dreaded . Mighty menace of the megga trifle. Will anyone survive this ginormouse jello jostle. They face each other across the tropical treat. Step up to the dive board and......

[fenderbelly]

with the lightest of springs did two forward rolls with a half twist and pike and belly flapped into the trifle.This was a huge treat for the assembled bikers and barmaids and with a

[tea lady]

spoon in each hand, they too did a perfect belly flop into the desert. "There goes the diet" Shrugged Peter Costello, and he took a running leap into the deep end. Unfortunately................

[Black Ned]

landed on Kim Beazley who got in early to find the Milky Bar Kid with the prize