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21st March 2008, 05:22 PM #1
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Birthday Present
Did you hear about Paul McCartney buying Heather Mills a plane for her birthday?
He bought her a Ladyshave for the other leg...
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21st March 2008, 07:17 PM #2
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Wooden that wreck a marriage.
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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21st March 2008, 08:19 PM #3
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Been trying to think of a joke about her but I'm stumped
Traba non folis arborem aestima
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22nd March 2008, 09:45 AM #4
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Wonder if Paul ever thought of giving her a hot foot
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22nd March 2008, 10:07 AM #5
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risqué...
After the divorce settlement for his second marriage:
Radio announcer 1: "So, do you think Sir Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"
Radio announcer 2: "Unlikely, and her name is Heather so use it."Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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