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  1. 15th March 2008, 08:39 PM #1
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    Default John the old snoozer

    John had gone to sleep with the TV
    still going. His wife thought she had
    better send him off to bed.

    "John, wake up, its 20 to 11", she called.

    In a half daze John replied, "Who is in front?"

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  2. 15th March 2008, 10:09 PM #2
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    Who's in front but I thought he was on first base.
    Reality is no background music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Who's in front but I thought he was on first base.
    Who's on third
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    no who's on first what's on second and third base i don't know
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    Well if what's on second then who must be on strike and nobody's on first.
    Reality is no background music.
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  6. 16th March 2008, 11:54 PM #6
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    Good grief. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_on_First%3F

    Google ["who's on first"] for more.

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  7. 20th March 2008, 01:11 PM #7
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    If you want to see the famous routine.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M"]YouTube - Who's on first?[/ame]
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