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  1. 16th March 2008, 10:40 PM #1
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    Default May I lick the bowl

    I asked my wife if I could lick the bowl and she told me "No, you have to flush it like everyone else."
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    John, you know the toilet humour goes in the open slather forum.
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    John
    You need a newer book. That joke was around when I was still at school.
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    A very dead pan joke, though, wasn't it?
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayfarer View Post
    A very dead pan joke, though, wasn't it?

    Thats Bed Pan Wayfarer
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    John
    You need a newer book. That joke was around when I was still at school.
    Yeah but its like high buttoned boots, if you wait long enough they come back into fashion.
    Reality is no background music.
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    Wait till "Brickie" sees that one John.

    He will denounce it as "another crap" joke.



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    You are all "very Naughty boys" and should go and play in your sheds and do something constructive
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