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  1. #1
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    Default What do you call....

    What do youy call a fish with no eye?

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    Fsh

    What do you call a Deer with no eyes.
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    No idea (no eye Dear)
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    And that same blind deer with no legs?

    STILL no idea.......

    OMG, I'm so funny....
    Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.

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    Yeah. It's probably the non moving, blind deer that was having a .........

    Crap! I can't take that any further, or the axe wielding mongrel will get me.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Boy, you guys are sick....so what about that oldie......

    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk.

    Now that's hilarious.
    Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.

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    What do you do with a dog with no legs






    Take it for a drag
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH

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    And you wouldn't give it a name either.....cause it won't come to you anyway.
    Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.

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    whats the last thing that goes through a bugs brain as he hits your windscreen




    its bum
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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