Barry and his wife had a wonderful wedding
and headed off to enjoy their honeymoon.

They just got through the first set of lights
when Barry pulled the car over and ran into
a building.

It was occupied by the local woodturning
group who were working hard at their lathes.

After one hour of waiting his new bride came
into the building and yelled, "What's going on?"

Barry responded, "We have only been married
for an hour and you are nagging me already"

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.