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Thread: Scales do not lie
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14th March 2008, 06:20 PM #1
Scales do not lie
Mrs Munruben noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this
maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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14th March 2008, 09:42 PM #2
Careful John, someone is "putting your weights up".
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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14th March 2008, 10:37 PM #3
Just seems there's no justice with them there scales
Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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14th March 2008, 10:43 PM #4
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15th March 2008, 11:32 AM #5
I gotta remember to lock that bathroom door in future. Could have been worse though, might have been cutting my toenails.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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15th March 2008, 02:37 PM #6
Thought you did that in the shed with 3'" grinder
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15th March 2008, 04:37 PM #7
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