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Thread: Say What?
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13th March 2008, 05:07 PM #1
Say What?
Alan was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a
beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known
primarily for his lack of common knowledge and his fairly low IQ.
He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
Marlene replies, "Why thank you, dear!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th March 2008, 05:14 PM #2
Sorry, must have been another Allan.
My wife doesn't talk to me until after I have
brought the daily paper in off the front lawn.
This is usually about 4.00pm.
Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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13th March 2008, 05:33 PM #3
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13th March 2008, 07:36 PM #4
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13th March 2008, 07:44 PM #5