Say What?

[Rodgera]

Alan was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table,
reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a
beautiful actress about to marry a football player who was known
primarily for his lack of common knowledge and his fairly low IQ.

He turned to his wife Marlene with a look of question on his face.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

Marlene replies, "Why thank you, dear!"

[Allan at Wallan]

Sorry, must have been another Allan.

My wife doesn't talk to me until after I have
brought the daily paper in off the front lawn.
This is usually about 4.00pm.

Allan

_______________________________________

I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Brickie]

Another dud joke..

[Allan at Wallan]

Another dud joke..

You should have been a dentist Brickie
- you are always looking down in the mouth.

Allan

________________________________________

I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Brickie]

You should have been a dentist Brickie
- you are always looking down in the mouth.

. Allan

Not so, I am always looking for a laugh, the so called joke section just aint funny unless you are 10 years old.