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    Default Crook back

    The couple were making love in the back seat
    of a BMW when suddenly the man's back
    seized up.

    Ambulance staff and firemen attended where
    they used the jaws of life and other tools to
    cut the top off the car to extricate the man.

    The woman was sobbing uncontrollably so a
    fireman assured her the man would be ok.

    The woman replied, "To Hell with him. How
    do I explain to my husband what's happened
    to his car".

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    many Mini lovers had to be rescued at drive-ins getting their feet stuck in the front parcel shelf
    or through the steering wheel

    worst case I recall was a foot through side window while it was still closed

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