Furniture remodeller

[Allan at Wallan]

John went into the Munruben Hotel for lunch
only to find heaps of sawdust on the floor.

He asked if they were preparing the floor for
a dance that evening.

The publican replied, "Nahhh, we had a party
here last night, there was a bit of a blue. The
sawdust is all thats left of the furniture".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[tea lady]

The monthly meeting of the local woodies. Next time he'll make them leave their power tools at the door.