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    According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently
    was faced with a unique problem.
    A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night, the Allan the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with Allen maintenance man.

    She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for Allen the cleaner who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked Allen the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers, and then there are educators.....

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    I know someone who used to be a school cleaner. It's a funny joke... but it's also happened.

    Peter
    The other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".

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    Why Allan doesn't Kiss Victorian Females

    Hopefully he aint a paedophile....as they are year 12 girls......

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    Thats right Brickie Females NOT 18 yr old yr 12 girls

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    Another good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Thats right Brickie Females NOT 18 yr old yr 12 girls
    Actually in Victoria year 12 girls are in their final year at school, having been there 13 years already, so they would be about 16/17 years old.

    Just a tad late for them to start wearing lipstick.


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    My wife told me a ladies room true story once,
    Brass printed plates in the cubicles requested patrons not to wash their hair in the toilet bowls.

    Honest.

    BTW not Oz. or UK.
    woody U.K.

    "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    My wife told me a ladies room true story once,
    Brass printed plates in the cubicles requested patrons not to wash their hair in the toilet bowls.

    Honest.

    BTW not Oz. or UK.
    knew a woman that tried that here but neglected to notice the Blu Loo stuff

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    Is that how the ladies in the 'Blue Rinse' set do their stuff ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by derekh View Post
    Is that how the ladies in the 'Blue Rinse' set do their stuff ?
    Well Tea Lady this is in your field now - is it???
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    that's dangerous territory David
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