Simply Must Read This!

[Allan at Wallan]

My "mate", John from Munruben sent me this message
last night.

Quote: "You are not going to believe this, (I'm having
trouble myself), but I've won a trip to Hamilton Island
courtest of Radio Station Triple J.
Five nights, all expenses paid and $1,000 spending
money ... and the best bit, I can take five friends
with me.
I know it's short notice and quite a distance to travel,
but if you are free on 29th March, is there any chance
you could pop around and put my bin out?"

Reading the first paragraph I commented, "Good
on you John - well done you lucky lad".

During paragraph two I got quite excited
... is John choosing me as one of five friends?

Paragraph three asks if I am free on 29th March
- too right I am mate. I just packed my pyjamas,
grabbed a toothbrush, cancelled my mail
deliveries and rang a few relatives to let them
know I would not be home for a while.

Then I read the final sentence.

What a letdown ... thanks "MATE"

[chrisb691]

[wheelinround]

I'm with Chris RRFLMAO

so did he want you to stay overnight to put it back in too

There's a Kennel out back

Greenie Allan still chuckling

[munruben]

Hey Allan I wouldn't let just anyone put my bin out you know..

[Allan at Wallan]

Hey Allan I wouldn't let just anyone put my bin out you know..

I wish you had not sent me that joke John.
I cant wipe the smile off my face each time
I think of it. People in public places are
giving me odd looks.


Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[echnidna]

Allan, if putting bins oiut makes you that happy yer welcome ter come and put mine out each week

[Calm]

Alan with freinds like this................

[Ruddigar]

Pfft.

I picked it as a fraud straight away. Triple J never give away fun stuff like that. Only concert tickets and stuff.

Anyway, my bin was collected this morning, and I couldn't be bothered to bring it in. I'm looking for volunteers.....

[tea lady]

So what five friends is he taking? Has he got five friends? Not counting the lathe and tools?

[Allan at Wallan]

So what five friends is he taking? Has he got five friends? Not counting the lathe and tools?

Well, he might have had five friends
but you can mark that down as four now.

Even at my funeral I wont be let down
as hard as that.


Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[munruben]

So what five friends is he taking? Has he got five friends? Not counting the lathe and tools?

Of course I got five friends, in fact I got stacks of friends, theres ..... well theres..... well I mean theres....... just can't think of their names right off the top of my head like that but theres good old ..... mmmm well I'm sure ..... would be my friend. well maybe I might not have that many that I can think of off hand but there must be someone out there who is my friend. surely? I mean theres.... he always seems friendly and mmmmm, not too sure about him. come to think of it...
Hey Allan, you wanna come to Hamilton Island? We'll get Wheelinround to put the f#%**#g bins out.

[Calm]

So what five friends is he taking? Has he got five friends? Not counting the lathe and tools?

Of course he has remember the bus with the 7 girls with 7 backpacks etc etc etc.- they were all his freinds - i think he was the bus driver.

[wheelinround]

No worries John Bin there Dun that

just want to know where you keep the fire extinguisher so I can put it out.