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  1. 28th February 2008, 08:44 PM #1
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    Default The Construction Worker

    A construction worker died suddenly in his sleep, as he entered the Pearly Gates trumpets blared.

    St. Peter approached him with his hand outstretched, " Congratulations, you are the oldest person ever to arrive here."

    "There must be some mistake," the worker replied, " I am only forty years old."

    " Impossible," St. Peter replied, " We added your time sheets up twice and got 160 years both times."
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  2. 5th March 2008, 10:37 AM #2
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    Lawyer, YES!
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