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3rd March 2008, 09:25 PM #1
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Three Little Pigs
Three pigs went to eat at a restaurant the waiter asked what they wanted to drink one pig said a sprite another a coke and the other water lots and lots of water.
He comes back and asked for the meal the first pig said pasta the 2nd said pizza and the 3rd said water lots and lots of water.
He then asked what they wanted for desert the 1st said chocolate cake the 2nd said Ice cream and the third said water lots and lots of water.
When the waiter brought the bill he asked the third pig why were you drinking just water he said one of us has to go wee wee all the way home.
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3rd March 2008, 09:27 PM #2
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3rd March 2008, 09:32 PM #3
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good one
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4th March 2008, 08:12 PM #4
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4th March 2008, 09:57 PM #5
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Te he he he.
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4th March 2008, 09:59 PM #6
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Well, all I can say is that the waiter must have gone off in a huff...
... and a puff...Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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