Nasty taste in the mouth.

[Allan at Wallan]

A chap I know was to be a guest speaker
at Rotary and in his haste to get there had
forgotten to put his teeth in.

On his arrival he explained his predicament
but one of the Rotarians came to his rescue.
Reaching into his left pocket he said, "Try
these, maybe they will fit".

The bloke replied, "No, they are too tight".

The Rotarian reached into his right pocket
and produced another set of dentures.
The chap tried them and said, "Too loose".

The Rotarian reached into his shirt pocket with
yet another set of dentures for him to try.
Luckily they fitted ok.

The chap asked, "You must be a dental technician"

The Rotarian replied, "No, I am an undertaker".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[munruben]

Dead right he was

[wayfarer]

Looks like he'll be coffin up for a new pair.