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2nd March 2008, 05:49 PM #1
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Two boys at the Zoo
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Mum is an accountant. What does your Mum do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Mummy is a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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2nd March 2008, 06:00 PM #2
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98% of lawyers get the rest a bad name.
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2nd March 2008, 08:53 PM #3
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Why are lawyers buried twice as deep as
anyone else.
Because deep down they are ok.
Allan
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2nd March 2008, 10:18 PM #4
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Why do they prefer lawyers to white rats for lab experiments
They breed quicker
and the lab assistants dont get fond of themAshore
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