Two woodies were yarning. One said,"Yes, she
was a remarkable woman - extremely religious.
When she woke up in the morning she would
sing a hymn, then she would ask me to join her
in prayer."

He continued, "Then, over breakfast, she would
recite a psalm, and that's how it went on all day -
praying, singing and reciting until she finally
climbed into bed, said her prayers, sang a hymn
and said her prayers again. And then one morning,
she was dead."

"What happened?" asked the second woodie.

"I strangled her!"