The Price Of Postage Stamps

[Barry Hicks]

T.L. went to the Wallan post office to mail
yet another letter.

Allan said, "The cost of postage has gone up."

T.L. asks -
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"Why don't they just make the stamps smaller?"

[tea lady]

Should I feel Honored?

[echnidna]

Of course you should feel honored

They don't pick on the riff raff

[Barry Hicks]

Yes T.L. you should feel honoured, we all liked your
tea pots even if the lids don't have knobs and hand
painted periwinkles.

The real question is, do the lids fall into the cups
when you are pouring?

[tea lady]

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The real question is, do the lids fall into the cups
when you are pouring?

Of course they do. I sell more cups that way.

(Actually no. You don't need to tip the pot that far over to get the last bit of tea out, so lids doesn't fall off.)

And I shall feel honored then. But I must make it clear to everyone that I don't even know where Wallan is, let alone the post office.

[DJ’s Timber]

But I must make it clear to everyone that I don't even know where Wallan is, let alone the post office.

Its out near Hidden Valley

[tea lady]

Well, no wonder I can't find it. Someone hidden it.

[Allan at Wallan]

Well, no wonder I can't find it. Someone hidden it.

Tea Lady, they must let you out more often
for a look around.

Wallan is ten minutes from Kilmore but more to Seymour.
Its not far from Wandong but a long walk to Pyalong.
Ten minutes to Darraweit Guim, (pronounced Gwim), and
as any Tea Lady would know, its five minutes to
Beveridge (beverage).

Allan
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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[tea lady]

Looked at Melways, (don't start!! ) its way out wop wop!!! One of those places on the way to somewhere else. I think I'll stick to getting my stamps closer to home. I'm less blonde there.

[Calm]

Looked at Melways,

Did you need t0 turn the book/melways around to find it or was it already going up the page

[tea lady]

Did you need t0 turn the book/melways around to find it or was it already going up the page

No!! I'm not biting. I said don't start. I only had trouble with the spelling.