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25th February 2008, 06:22 AM #1
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Ode to Dad
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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25th February 2008, 10:26 AM #2
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25th February 2008, 10:48 AM #3
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My recently departed dad once told me how to double my money.
He told me to take out a dollar note, fold it in half and put it back in my wallet. "There, you've just doubled your money."
True story, and I've never forgotten it.Of course I'm brave, I'm afraid of NO man, and only a few women.
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25th February 2008, 10:41 PM #4
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/types in Scottish accent.
Young Robert was impressed upon by his father to save money where ever he could.
Robert was very creative, even for a Scott.
"Dad, dad, I saved half a pound today!"
"Well done, me laddie, and how di' ya do tha'?"
"I ran behind the school bus!"
"Ach, no lad, you're no son of mine. Ya woulda saved more if you'd run behind a cab!"Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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