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Thread: Electrical Jokes
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22nd February 2008, 12:13 AM #1
Electrical Jokes
Q: Do you know how an electrician tells if he's working with AC or DC power?
A: If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp together.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the generator?
A: "I really get a charge out of you!"
What Thomas Edison's Mother might have said to her son:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"
Sign on on the side of the electrician’s van – “Let Us Get Rid of Your Shorts”.
At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Q: What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?
A: Shock-o-lot!
Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a electrical panel?
A: Dead!
Q: How do you know when a union electrician is dead?
A: The doughnut rolls out of his hand.
Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no - I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are "Current specialists".
Q: How do you pick out a dead battery from a pile of good ones?
A: It's got no spark!
Q: What would you call a power failure?
A: A current event.Electricity:
One Flash and you're ASH
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