Coffin up a joke

[Allan at Wallan]

Yeah, I know its an "oldie", but what the
heck, some of the young ones might like it.

As the funeral procession laboured its way up
a steep hill the coffin rolled out of the back of
the hearse.

It picked up speed, went through a set of red
lights, across a football ground before stopping
in the front entrance of a chemist's shop.

The chemist asked, "What do you want here?"

The deceased replied, "I just wanted something
to stop me coffin'"

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Toyboy]

The deceased said WHAT?

An aspirin, a cup of tea and a lie down is what you need about now.

Now that you've set the bar, I'll post some of my 'good ones'.

[munruben]

Can't keep a good man down.

[echnidna]

should we bury this joke?

[Allan at Wallan]

should we bury this joke?

Sure Bob,

You dig the hole for it and "Brickie" can take
offence (a fence) to put around it.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

Allan would have suggested you take Brikie to the Crematorium but he's already been fired up

[artme]

Did the chenist ask his question with a deadpan expression?

[tea lady]

Hey I must be young. Haven't heard that one. And Its even funny- bonus.