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    Default New Boyfriend

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her
    parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket,
    motorcycle boots, tattoos and more piercings than they wanted to count.

    Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their
    concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."

    "Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would
    he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Default Good one

    A very nice joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    i like it
    S T I R L O

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000 View Post
    i like it
    I cant agree stirlo i have 4 daughters and now i'm worried.
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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