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    I'm not usually one for posting warnings, but my wife had a close call on Sunday.
    She walked into Bunnings at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a red shirt with a green apron on asked her if she wanted decking.
    Fortunately, She got the first punch in and sorted him out.
    Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

    Spread this warning on.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    John,

    i don't mind old jokes but i reckon i have seen 2 or 3 versions of this in the last 3 months.

    It is not even an old joke yet.

    Good on you for trying and let me put you off.
    regards

    David


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    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    John, you'll have me agreeing with our mate Brickie soon.

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    Thought I would stir things up a bit. put a real good one in
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Jeez, I reckon instant banning for repeating jokes.

    And decapitation for ones as bad as this.

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    John's just tryin ter scare brickie orf
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    John, it is a good one by your standard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Thought I would stir things up a bit. put a real good one in
    A REAL good one? What does a pretend good one look like?
    anne-maria.
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    Words fail me!!!

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