What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

[tea lady]

When you get out of the car this evening - put on a Zorro mask and cape, a fake accent, and crawl through the lounge window (too much to hope for a swinging rope) with a bunch of flowers in your hand. Do not crumble under pressure, do not drop the fake accent, and let your new persona do the work. Recite poetry, smother her hand and arm with breathless kisses and threaten to kill yourself if she does not succumb to your passionate advances. Theaten to kill her husband, the unromantic fink, tell her that he is not worthy of her etc etc.

That, or put on a loin cloth and be her bath slave for the evening.

have fun.

You're just sending big hints to your other half. Actually not a bad idea.Hmmmm! Accidently send email?

[wheelinround]

and a cuppa tea

[wheelinround]

There''s an offer you can't refuse Tea lady

[Eli]

Does a thousand bucks worth of oak flooring with free no hassle custom installation count for anything?

No?

Yeah, I guess you're right honey, I WAS going to do it anyway, and I did buy myself a secret nailer, but it's OUR bedroom! I love you.

Great dinner thanks.

[Christopha]

Ok so what do I do.
Flowers - She suffers from hay fever.

Chocolate - She is on a diet after the overseas trip.

Jewelry - She like Chinese yellow 22ct gold. Can not buy it in AU.

Holiday - She has just been overseas for 5 weeks whilst I repainted the master bedroom and bought bedroom new furniture.

Cloths - She has two wardrobes full of them and suitcases full that she brought back from the trip.

????????????

Dinner out - See diet.....

STREWTH MATE!!!
Get rid of her quick, you could have real woman who isn't fat, weighed down with your retirement fund on her wrists, likes to take you with her when she goes on fishing holidays and all for much less money!