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14th February 2008, 03:50 PM #1
Engineering Question of the Day
Q.) How much does a house weigh ???
A.) Just a tad more than a rural two-lane bridge can hold, apparently.
SO WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???
House for Sale Water views river frontage fish straight from the varandah
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14th February 2008, 04:15 PM #2
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14th February 2008, 04:48 PM #3GOLD MEMBER
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The other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".
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14th February 2008, 08:36 PM #4
I guess you could knock out all the walls and open the kitchen for a drive through diner!!
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14th February 2008, 08:39 PM #5
I can imagine the phone call now...
"Hello? RACV?"
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14th February 2008, 08:52 PM #6Skwair2rownd
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The house
With water views!
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14th February 2008, 10:05 PM #7
public liability insurance
the road/bridge owner is probably entitled to turn the house into match sticks at the owner's expense too
as to the weight of the house, don't forget the weight of the transport subframe which is usually many time the weight of the house
House, absurbly accessible
your own trout stream right at front (rear and side) door
boat moring included (you just have to supply the stairs)
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15th February 2008, 08:07 AM #8rrich Guest
From the pictures, I can't understand why there was only a single set of wheels. With 2 or 3 sets of wheels, the load wouldn't have crushed the bridge. In the US, the liability is on the house mover.
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15th February 2008, 08:13 AM #9
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15th February 2008, 09:26 AM #10
What amazes me is not ONE broken window
I want the name of that builder either to much play in the window frames of
or the glass maker for the strength of the glass used
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15th February 2008, 09:28 AM #11I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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15th February 2008, 02:28 PM #12
I'm thinking... there's a lot of thought and effort put into making sure the house and the trailer are going to work together... the right design of the trailer to carry such long, wide and heavy loads. Council clearances, a crane or at least jacks and preparation of the house for the move etc etc.
A lot of effort.
And then nobody appears to have considered the load carrying of the bridge after all that trouble.
It's probably got 3T on a sign
Great pics, thanks, wheelinround. Any idea of where this occurred?Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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15th February 2008, 02:52 PM #13
The crappy old bridge was noticably past its use by date and needed replacing anyway.
The beams didn't fail, the uprights fell over (probably rotted rightaway)
typical of a slack country council that avoids maintaining as much as possible.
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15th February 2008, 10:47 PM #14
I wonder if there are fish in that river?
prozac
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15th February 2008, 11:38 PM #15
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