They Walk Amoung Us

[wheelinround]

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free". She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!". Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where"?

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.


They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

[artme]

Child insulting my good self:
You're an idiot. You've got two brains and they're both lonely.

Another child insulting my good self:
F*** offf you fat )(*)(&#
Yes, I admit to the fat part but I wish you'd get the gender right!
Huh?????

At McDonalds:
I'll have $!.00 worth of 50c ice creams.
That will be 50c sir.

[Incoming!]

I swear this is true. I had an Irish flatmate once who rang home and during the course of the conversation asked if the phone had been reconnected yet.

[artme]

Funny how one person's story will trigger a memory.
A couple of weeks ago I picked up the phone and said "hello".
The person at the other end replied "Are you at home?"

[RETIRED]

Funny how one person's story will trigger a memory.
A couple of weeks ago I picked up the phone and said "hello".
The person at the other end replied "Are you at home?"

In my case it is a reasonable question because my home phone is diverted to the mobile if I am out and most people that know me know that.

[pitbull]

My younger brother alway's say's "Where are you" when he rings my home number.

[Pheonix]

That seems to be the standard answer now a days,instead of hello.

[Toyboy]

My standard response to any phone call is:
"Who are you, how are you and what do you want?"

Funny thing is...I don't seem to get too many calls lately....

[nev25]

They Walk Among Us!

At a local McDonald's Drive-Through I got asked eat in or take away?

[Calm]

I went through the other day there was a bit of a queue and the girl at the last window said "sorry about the weight". The first thing that came to my head was the line "don't mention it, it looks good on you" but no i coldnt do that to the 15 YO.