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  1. #526
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    grass snake
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

  2. #527
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    unwelcome picnic guest
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  3. #528
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    ants
    If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
    Do both well!

  4. #529
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    Pants.

    No I can't say that!! To obvious.

    How 'bout intergalactic space rocket?
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  5. #530
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    Sic 'em, Rex.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Growl growl!! Blood curdling screams. Crunching bones. ripping flesh. Screaming dies down. silence except for contented gnawing sounds. Roll credits.
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  7. #532
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    im going

    www.carlweiss.com.au
    Mobile Sawmilling & Logging Service
    8" & 10" Lucas Mills, bobcat, 4wd tractor, 12 ton dozer, stihl saws.

  8. #533
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    To get pop corn?
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    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  10. #535
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    Did the earth moog for you too?
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    synthesizer song
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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  12. #537
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    Thinthithyther thong.
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    nylon undies
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

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    Great static balls of fire
    Incoming

    Never eat prunes when you're hungry

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    Geez!! Even worse than ants in pants.
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